There is something I need to tell you. I LOVE YOU! I love you with all my heart. I was too afraid to say it, I wasn't sure whether or not you would accept me. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!
Dinosaurs are pretty cool.
*disclaimer* I use this account for test opinions sometimes. If you read something that I wrote a long time ago and it's like "Whaaaaat are you even saying!?" don't even bother with it, my opinion has probably changed. (but if it is really offensive and it bothers you then it's still cool if you want to bring it up. If it is just kind of "uhhhh" then it can probably be left alone)
K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?
This is a tough one. I used to lie A LOT! uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *sorting through so many lies*
All the lies are merging together in my head! Gosh I can’t even sort them! I was a bad kid! (and tween. I was an especially bad tween)
I can’t even rate the biggest. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (no the biggest one was actually horrible and I don’t want to talk about it sorry)
I don’t lie anymore though! I only exaggerate stories! I promise!
A: Are you a virgin?
That entirely depends on how you define sex.
Y: Do you name your private parts?
No. I would probably constantly change the name if I did.
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
Well YA.
E: Do you smoke?
No
I: 5 turn ons
I don’t really have any. I’m not even lying (I don’t do that anymore remember?). I just have to be comfortable I guess. But I get distracted easily so if I’m in the mood I can be out of it in a flash because I’ll see a bug or something and be like “oooo BUG..oh wait I saw a bird out the window!”
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
-90000000000000000 (nah I’m okay I guess)
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I don’t even know. I don’t really keep track of when relationships start. I have no idea how long I’ve been dating my current boyfriend… almost a year now?
13th May 2013
Notes: 1
- A: Are you a virgin?
- B: 3 biggest pet peeves
- C: Celebrity crush?
- D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- E: Do you smoke?
- F: Do you drink?
- G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
- H: Longest relationship and with who?
- I: 5 turn ons
- J: 5 turn offs
- K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
- L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
- M: What is your sexual orientation?
- N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
- O: Who are you crushing on right now?
- P: Who is your bestfriend?
- Q: Your guilty pleasure?
- R: Who was your first kiss?
- S: Do looks matter to you?
- T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
- U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
- V: How far have you gone?
- W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
- X: Are you circumcised?
- Y: Do you name your private parts?
- Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Reblogged From hamanochiaki
I forgot to tell you guys about the time that I handed in a very important paper with this as my title page:
When we got our assignment sheets my TA gave us a list of what to do and what not to do. On her list of what not to do was to never make any ridiculous claims and she proceeded to tell us about the dumbest essay she had ever received which claimed that Karl Marx invented feminism.
When my paper was finally done, I sent her an email asking what a good title would be. She said “Anything really” and I replied with “Okay how about How Karl Marx Invented Feminism does that sound good?”
Her response: “Go ahead”
and so I did. This was my first page (my real essay was underneath):
- girl: i kinda like horses
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
Im laughing so hard omg
(Source: lindsaylohanthony)
so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
legolas returns
my teacher wrote this himself
also when i told him about how many notes it has he nearly choked on his coffee so thanks for nearly killing my english teacher
if u figure it out let me know because i can never do it
I guess maybe people wait for someone else to reblog it and then reblog it from them? That or they do not have any other blogs attached to their blog? I guess I could always google it too.
It keeps automatically going to one of my other blogs but I recall seeing a drop down menu that I didn’t notice until it was too late.
Edit: unsuccessful. The drop down only has my other three blogs not my main one. Balls!
“What Should We Call Girl Pain?” by Safy Hallan Farah
This is why Safy is the most brilliant writer I know. Read the whole thing. She just nails it.
(via britticisms)
Things to keep in mind
(via mutablefire)
whenever i leave the house my mom likes to put my alpaca in weird places
today i came home with her in my computer chair with “find alpaca singles” typed into google
i wonder what she’ll do when im at college with her free time
omg xDD
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
What? I googled women’s hairstyles. How did you get here, Martin!? I think you’re confused
