K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?
This is a tough one. I used to lie A LOT! uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *sorting through so many lies*
All the lies are merging together in my head! Gosh I can’t even sort them! I was a bad kid! (and tween. I was an especially bad tween)
I can’t even rate the biggest. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (no the biggest one was actually horrible and I don’t want to talk about it sorry)
I don’t lie anymore though! I only exaggerate stories! I promise!
A: Are you a virgin?
That entirely depends on how you define sex.
Y: Do you name your private parts?
No. I would probably constantly change the name if I did.
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
E: Do you smoke?
I: 5 turn ons
I don’t really have any. I’m not even lying (I don’t do that anymore remember?). I just have to be comfortable I guess. But I get distracted easily so if I’m in the mood I can be out of it in a flash because I’ll see a bug or something and be like “oooo BUG..oh wait I saw a bird out the window!”
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
-90000000000000000 (nah I’m okay I guess)
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I don’t even know. I don’t really keep track of when relationships start. I have no idea how long I’ve been dating my current boyfriend… almost a year now?
I forgot to tell you guys about the time that I handed in a very important paper with this as my title page:
When we got our assignment sheets my TA gave us a list of what to do and what not to do. On her list of what not to do was to never make any ridiculous claims and she proceeded to tell us about the dumbest essay she had ever received which claimed that Karl Marx invented feminism.
When my paper was finally done, I sent her an email asking what a good title would be. She said “Anything really” and I replied with “Okay how about How Karl Marx Invented Feminism does that sound good?”
Her response: “Go ahead”
and so I did. This was my first page (my real essay was underneath):
so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
my teacher wrote this himself
also when i told him about how many notes it has he nearly choked on his coffee so thanks for nearly killing my english teacher
if u figure it out let me know because i can never do it
I guess maybe people wait for someone else to reblog it and then reblog it from them? That or they do not have any other blogs attached to their blog? I guess I could always google it too.
It keeps automatically going to one of my other blogs but I recall seeing a drop down menu that I didn’t notice until it was too late.
Edit: unsuccessful. The drop down only has my other three blogs not my main one. Balls!
“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
What? I googled women’s hairstyles. How did you get here, Martin!? I think you’re confused