Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting... →
stfuconservatives: “So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene. This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about...
astreetcarnamedthetardis: dansphalluspalace: videohall: The cutest noise in the world- a baby malamute howl it tries so hard MY HEART
witchyroses: so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg i thought this was gonna make me angry…. it didnt XD
Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always make a trip to...– Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan on being detained at the U.S. Airport—twice. (Once, he was detained while promoting a film called “My Name is Khan” which was ironically about a person with the last name Khan suffering from repeated racial profiling.) Multiple actors and other prominent...
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
An even bigger issue is that if people think social justice is about niceness,...– The Revolution Will Not Be Polite (via afrafemme)
Whenever I go shopping
cassjaytuck: one time my school hosted a laser tag tournament and so me and my friends went and we were owning the place until we realized one of our friends was missing. we found him building a baracade out of benches and plants at the top of the stairwell and whenever anyone approached he’d shoot at them and yell “DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING???”
skippractice: maybe she’s barn with it maybe it’s neighbelline
I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry OH MY GOD!
d-osh: hey guys wanna see a magic trick i figured out? alright so you take this fedora here and you put it on…. annnddd…. oh my god girls are such dicks… why do they all go for assholes? im sick of being friendzoned…. MLP isn’t a kids show….
In the original Trek, Khan, with his brown skin, was an Übermensch,...– Marissa Sammy on Star Trek: Into Whiteness. perfect commentary which parallels what Rawles was saying earlier about the possibility of Moriarty being a person of color: “…The actual issue is that black people aren’t often allowed to play full and complete characters, and an antagonist who isn’t...
theprettygoodgatsby: people who claim to be LGBT supports but really only support the G
kawaiiglasses asked: B A K U R A
I'm at that point in fatigue where I keep seeing...
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck (everything that I see in the corner of my eye turns into a giant spider that is moving towards me)
vougehoren: ‘whats shipping’
pizza: isis-: casinmyassbutt: ask-lemon-tarts: Ever have pizza so good you just Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now? im honestly surprised she hasnt already i have arrived
hamanochiaki: death-by-toothpaste replied to your post: E M I L Y I have freckles LOL *makes creepy face*
kawaiiglasses asked: I AM SO DUMB WHATEVER I DON'T WANNA SPELL MY NAME I DON'T CARE IF YOUR'E A VIRGIN
kawaiiglasses asked: T, Z, B, I, and why is D on this list, it's really out of place (you don't have to answer D if you don't want to, i'm just ???)
hamanochiaki asked: KAYLEIGH
spell yo name in my ask pretty pretty pleaseee...
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
kawaiiglasses replied to your post: Why I love University omg emily you are amazing
Why I love University
I forgot to tell you guys about the time that I handed in a very important paper with this as my title page: When we got our assignment sheets my TA gave us a list of what to do and what not to do. On her list of what not to do was to never make any ridiculous claims and she proceeded to tell us about the dumbest essay she had ever received which claimed that Karl Marx invented feminism. ...
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE