Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me
why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with
literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone
it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about
y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely
ration all y’alls fucks
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
I don’t want two dads cause then I’d have to deal with twice the dad jokes
What if they start playing off each other too, and just make endless chains of dad jokes?
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
Hands down one of the greatest posts I have ever reblogged on here
It’s just so inexplicably satisfying…
dont ask me about my sexuality youre not gonna get a straight answer
For those of you who don’t know, me and my current partner met two months ago today. I was dressed as Hisoka and he was dressed as Altair. When we were walking together at the convention people kept on asking for pictures of us together, clearly not knowing who either of the characters were… or just wanting a really weird crossover.
I took some photos when I was walking my dog today. Look at my cute dog!